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You are here: Home / Musings About Aging / 5 Lessons Learned While Traveling to New Mexico

5 Lessons Learned While Traveling to New Mexico

August 1, 2014 By Gail 3 Comments

One: Santa Fe has these funky low curbs that (sometimes) divide lanes on the roads. When we arrived, in a rental car, near midnight, my husband became an expert at slamming on the brakes when I’d yell, “Curb!” At first he thought I was yelling “Herb!” but since we don’t know anyone down there named Herb, he realized “Curb” was more likely. I became an expert at grabbing the dashboard and bracing myself for a lumpy, bumpy experience. I learned, repeatedly, that the inside roofing material in the car was padded. Yea.

Two: There are red chilies, green chilies, and what’s known as “Christmas.” Being a Minnesotan where the spiciest ingredient in most food is salt (but not too much!), this was a source of higher learning. Somehow I thought green chili sauce would be milder than red, but nooooooo. What you get when you order red, green, or Christmas, is a surprise based on the type of chili, the restaurant that prepares the food, and the length of the devil horns on the wait staff. What is the Spanish expression for “WATER? My soul for another glass of water?” While I didn’t learn Spanish, I did learn to try to hide the fact that my face was about to incinerate.

Three: Folks down there have heard all the big butte jokes already. Huh. I learned to keep my puns to myself. Sorta.

Four: Tourists there are like tourists pretty much… everywhere. While on a tour the guide would carefully explain and highlight certain aspects of the area we were visiting. Inevitably, this is how an interaction would go…

Guide: “Our river was a major source of water and irrigation for the early inhabitants of this Pueblo, and remains so today. We do not have any electricity or indoor plumbing because we choose to maintain the integrity of the pueblos.

Tourist (who had been creating selfies with his iPhone): How come I don’t see any televisions or computers or that kind of stuff?

Guide (sighing): As I said a moment ago, we choose not to have any electricity because…

Tourist (interrupting): Hey, I’m not seeing any overhead lights either. What’s that about? Are we in the dark ages or something? Hahahahaha.

Guide swallows hard and moves to the next area of interest, sharing stories that will also go unheard. Tourist shoves iPhone in Guide’s face and takes photos to post on Facebook.

I learned I could not be a guide without wanting to hurt tourists.

Five: My husband pulled into a parking space in front of a store with a sign that said, Indian Art and Fetishes.
“We want to go in there,” he said.
I did an exaggerated eye roll and replied, “Really? What kind of fetishes do you think they might have, you little pervert, you?” He ignored me and went inside. It turns out Fetishes are, per the Zuni Store:
A Native American Indian carving of an animal or a revered God believed to have special power. Many Native American tribes create and use fetishes of which the most renowned fetish carvers are the Zuni tribe, who call themselves Asiwi (Ah-she-wee).

Oops. I learned that perhaps I am the pervert.

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  1. Amanda says

    August 6, 2014 at 3:06 am

    Really, Gail…only learning that now?? 🙂

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    • Avatar photoGail says

      August 8, 2014 at 8:51 pm

      Amanda!
      Whatever do you mean? My innocent brain cannot even fathom your implication. By the way, it takes one to know one.
      Thanks for stopping by!
      Love ya,
      Gail

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  2. Olivier says

    August 14, 2014 at 12:00 am

    Twitter: Thanks for the visit and comment, Johny.Scammers are an unarftunote part of life they pervade everywhere including places where people want to find love.Just gotta take a bit of care.

    Reply

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